Toilet Trouble

Last night during my 4 hour sleep, I woke up at about 3:45 and had to pee really bad. This really pissed me off because I only had 45 more minutes to sleep--but it couldn't wait. So, I stumbled my way into the dark bathroom and noticed that the toilet lid was down. I lifted it and begrudgingly took my seat--

and fell into the toilet. Aparrently, the toilet lid had not been down and I had lifted the seat instead. So, I was wet, still had to pee, and was now very awake. A very frustrating bathroom trip all together.

4:30 came very soon after.

Now, as I look at my arm, I realize that I have this very mysterious bruise along the length of my arm from my wrist on up to my elbow. Others say that it is from overworking my arm. We'll see if it goes away. Very strange.