Is McDonald's hiring?

Spring break is 10 days of fantastic fun in the middle of 15 straight weeks of torture.

I think it's all part of the grand plan to make students hate school. They kill you with work for 8 weeks, then send you away to give you a taste of the good life, then drag you back for 7 more weeks. Spring break basically just reminds you that your most attainable ambition in life is to drop out of college and drink bubble tea all day at the expense of someone else. Throw in warm weather and a beach and you have the antithesis of college.

This is truth.

Or maybe these are merely the ramblings of my evil twin, Thacleen.