The Key to Happiness and Lasting Peace

is cleaning.

It seems that joy and peace are attainable in Ohio. Who'd have thought the key would be cleaning? This is an amazing and valuable discovery. It will change life as I know it in Ohio, from this day forward.

Holy mop and dust-rag, Batman! We've done it!

Pigs are flying!

Pigs are flying!
Newborns are singing opera!
Gravity is no more!
I was given an A in Czech!

One of these 4 statements is true. Do you know which one? (Hint: what is the most impossible of all of them?)

Seriously, a miracle and a phenomenon beyond all comprehension. I stared at the grade on Student Central this morning and thought, "Am I still asleep? What kind of cruel joke is this?"

Ridiculous.

čestina je hotový!

I would just like to announce that I officially never have to speak a single word of Czech ever again. If I speak a single word of Czech, it is of my own volition.

I am very happy to be free of my bi-polar teacher. I will commemorate this moment with a limerick.

There once was a student of Czech.
It was a great pain in her neck.
But now she is free,
(in Czech that's "svobodný")
and now she will go eat some kek.

Bipfud

Pronounced: bIpf&d
Function: noun
Etymology: unknown

1. one who fuds a bip
2. Farres Moidu

Usage: I have asked you multiple times, Farres, to stop being such a bipfud.