Handicap Accessible

So, there is this helpful button that one can push when exiting the bathroom. This button magically opens the amazingly heavy metal door, so that the "handicapped" can exit with ease. Someone, between 5 am and 8am, broke the magic button. It now lays hopelessly on the bathroom floor. This afternoon, the spring also exited its casing. The whole hall mourns the loss of this nifty device.

Now, as I struggle to carry on, I only hope that someone is always there to leave the bathroom in front of me, so that I do not have to injure myself by straining to open the door and remain in the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed.

Resident Life Maintenance is my only prayer.